2017-18 STYF season

2017-18 STYF season
Dates	September 30, 2017 - April 11, 2018
Sport	Football
Game Used	NCAA Football '14, Xbox 360
Format	League & Playoffs
Participants	60
Matches Played	317 of 317
Champion(s)	The Marmalade Shack (1st title)
STYF seasons
2016-17	2017-18	2018-19

The 2017-18 STYF season is the third season of South Tucson Youth Football, or STYF. The 10-game regular season began on September 30, 2017, and concluded on March 6, 2018 with the last of six conference championship games. The 12-team playoff began on March 17, 2018 and concluded on April 11, 2018 when The Marmalade Shack were crowned the 2017-18 STYF champions, by defeating Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium by a score of 38-31.

Presenters

• Bryan
• & Many More!

Standings

American Freedoms Conference   Conf All Team W L W L Guns Division Crossbow of the Month Club* 4 - 3 5 - 6 Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse 3 - 4 5 - 5 World of Shrapnel 3 - 4 5 - 5 The Porneaux Shoppe 2 - 5 4 - 6 Blind Bob's Firing Range 1 - 6 4 - 6 Bible Division #5 Pawn Shop of the Nazarene^ 6 - 1 8 - 4 Septic Tanks for Jesus 6 - 1 6 - 4 Holy Balls! 4 - 3 5 - 5 Stations of the Cross Fit 4 - 3 5 - 5 Autopsies by Candice 2 - 5 4 - 6	Big Small Business Conference   Conf All Team W L W L Goods Division #1 The Marmalade Shack^ 6 - 1 12 - 2 Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters 5 - 2 6 - 4 Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse 3 - 4 5 - 5 Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items 3 - 4 3 - 7 The Mulch Hut 1 - 6 2 - 8 Services Division EXTREME Dentistry* 4 - 3 5 - 6 Yoga For Fatties 4 - 3 7 - 3 House of Guffaws Comedy Palace 4 - 3 5 - 5 Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel 3 - 4 4 - 6 Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm 2 - 5 4 - 6
Blue Collar Conference   Conf All Team W L W L Grit Division Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair* 6 - 1 7 - 4 #3 Twin Towers Construction 5 - 2 8 - 3 Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing 4 - 3 5 - 5 Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash 3 - 4 4 - 6 Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair 2 - 5 3 - 7 Grind Division #12 Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi^ 5 - 2 10 - 4 The Horsepussy Saloon 3 - 4 4 - 6 Taxes Roadhouse 3 - 4 3 - 7 Welders of the Universe 2 - 5 4 - 6 Ballet Bob's Dance Studio 2 - 5 2 - 8	Child Services Conference   Conf All Team W L W L Fun Division Bully Factory Children's MMA* 5 - 2 6 - 5 #4 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park 4 - 3 7 - 4 Mitch's Toys & Guns 3 - 4 5 - 5 Crashzone Trampoline Experience 2 - 5 3 - 7 Shifty Lou's Arcade 2 - 5 3 - 7 Mandatory Division #7 U-NEED-A CLOWN^ 5 - 2 8 - 6 #6 Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium 4 - 3 10 - 4 #9 1-800-BUY-A-DAD 4 - 3 7 - 5 Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care 4 - 3 6 - 4 Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service 2 - 5 4 - 6
Foreign Legion   Conf All Team W L W L Pinko Division #10 The Wandering Lush Irish Pub^ 5 - 2 7 - 5 Francois Creperie 5 - 2 6 - 4 Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House 5 - 2 6 - 4 Danish Lou's Chutney House 3 - 4 4 - 6 Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck 1 - 6 3 - 7 Oriental Division Second to Naan Curry Shop* 4 - 3 6 - 5 Kebab Barkers 3 - 4 6 - 4 Go Pho Yourself 3 - 4 5 - 5 Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars 3 - 4 4 - 6 Happy Release Manicures 3 - 4 4 - 6	Gluttony League   Conf All Team W L W L Quick Service Division #2 Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty^ 5 - 2 8 - 4 #8 Pablo's Roadside Tacos 5 - 2 7 - 4 #11 The Creamy Surprise 4 - 3 6 - 5 Tremor's Pizza 4 - 3 5 - 5 Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store 2 - 5 4 - 6 Fine Dining Division Delgrango's Discount Seafood* 4 - 3 6 - 5 Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse 4 - 3 6 - 4 The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet 3 - 4 4 - 6 Diddler's Family Restaurant 2 - 5 4 - 6 Kathy's Kountry Kookin' 2 - 5 3 - 7

• ^ - Conference Champion
• * - Division Champion

Schedule

Each team plays 3 non-conference games and 7 conference games, comprising of a 10-game season. As of this season, all 6 conferences have 10 teams, split into 2 divisions. Teams play their 4 division opponents once, and 3 teams from the other division once on a rotating basis from season to season. Division winners meet in an 11th week for the conference championship game.

The post-season is comprised of a 12-team single elimination tournament. The six conference champions are given automatic bids to the tournament, and are joined by six at-large bids, selected by the South Tucson selection committee of drunks and derelicts. The top four seeds receive first round byes, and the higher ranked team will host all playoff games.

Week 1

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Sep 30 to Oct 1	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	38	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	35
	Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	24	Autopsies by Candice	21
	Blind Bob's Firing Range	20	Mitch's Toys & Guns	13
	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	28	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	23
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	42	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	10
	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	37c	Taxes Roadhouse	34
	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	31	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	28
	The Marmalade Shack	24	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	21
	Diddler's Family Restaurant	27	Crossbow of the Month Club	10
	Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	28	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	27
	Go Pho Yourself	35	Shifty Lou's Arcade	21
	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	41b	EXTREME Dentistry	35
	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	34	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	27
	Kebab Barkers	31	Holy Balls!	25
	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	35*	Tremor's Pizza	28
	Pablo's Roadside Tacos	42	Happy Release Manicures	28
	The Creamy Surprise	45a	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	37
	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	28	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	24
	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	35	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	23
	Second to Naan Curry Shop	38	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	24
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	24	Septic Tanks for Jesus	17
	The Porneaux Shoppe	28	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	3
	Stations of the Cross Fit	27	Francois Creperie	20
	Danish Lou's Chutney House	31	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	24
	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	35	The Horsepussy Saloon	28
	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	21	The Mulch Hut	17
	Twin Towers Construction	49	U-NEED-A CLOWN	45
	Welders of the Universe	24	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	20
	World of Shrapnel	21	Bully Factory Children's MMA	3
	Yoga For Fatties	35	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	30

• a - Final/4OT
• b - Final/3OT
• c - Final/OT

Week 2

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Oct 14 to Oct 15	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	27	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	21
	The Porneaux Shoppe	34c	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	31
	World of Shrapnel	31	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	19
	Twin Towers Construction	35	Bully Factory Children's MMA	14
	Autopsies by Candice	28	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	26
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	37c	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	34
	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	37	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	35
	Francois Creperie	28	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	23
	Blind Bob's Firing Range	28	Danish Lou's Chutney House	16
	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	27	Diddler's Family Restaurant	24
	EXTREME Dentistry	24	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	21
	Go Pho Yourself	35	Crossbow of the Month Club	28
	Happy Release Manicures	42	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	17
	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	35	Holy Balls!	31
	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	28	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	18
	Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	28	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	21
	Mitch's Toys & Guns	34b	Stations of the Cross Fit	28
	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	35	The Creamy Surprise	28
	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	24	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	14
	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	28	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	17
	Second to Naan Curry Shop	21	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	14
	The Mulch Hut	27	Septic Tanks for Jesus	9
	Shifty Lou's Arcade	38	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	35
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	21	Taxes Roadhouse	14
	Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	35	Pablo's Roadside Tacos	28
	The Horsepussy Saloon	31	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	28
	Tremor's Pizza	38	The Marmalade Shack	28
	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	31	U-NEED-A CLOWN	24
	Kebab Barkers	41a	Welders of the Universe	35
	Yoga For Fatties	41c	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	35

• a - Final/3OT
• b - Final/2OT
• c - Final/OT

Week 3

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Oct 20 to Oct 23	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	31	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	28
	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	31	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	24
	Autopsies by Candice	28	Danish Lou's Chutney House	16
	Pablo's Roadside Tacos	27	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	10
	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	31	Tremor's Pizza	14
	Diddler's Family Restaurant	21	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	16
	Crossbow of the Month Club	51a	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	48
	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	21	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	14
	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	24	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	17
	Welders of the Universe	27	EXTREME Dentistry	17
	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	40b	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	34
	Yoga For Fatties	42	Francois Creperie	28
	Blind Bob's Firing Range	42	Happy Release Manicures	28
	Holy Balls!	28	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	21
	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	28	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	21
	Mitch's Toys & Guns	21	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	20
	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	24	Septic Tanks for Jesus	14
	Kebab Barkers	22	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	21
	Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	30c	Second to Naan Curry Shop	27
	Bully Factory Children's MMA	20	Stations of the Cross Fit	17
	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	21	Taxes Roadhouse	17
	Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	49	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	24
	The Creamy Surprise	35	U-NEED-A CLOWN	32
	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	31	The Horsepussy Saloon	28
	The Marmalade Shack	28	Go Pho Yourself	21
	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	28	The Mulch Hut	21
	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	36a	The Porneaux Shoppe	28
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	26	World of Shrapnel	23
	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	28	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	21
	Twin Towers Construction	34	Shifty Lou's Arcade	28

• a - Final/3OT
• b - Final/2OT
• c - Final/OT

Week 4

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Oct 28 to Oct 31	Septic Tanks for Jesus	21	World of Shrapnel	14
	Stations of the Cross Fit	24	Crossbow of the Month Club	3
	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	31	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	21
	Autopsies by Candice	28	Blind Bob's Firing Range	25
	Holy Balls!	31	The Porneaux Shoppe	28
	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	31	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	28
	The Mulch Hut	31	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	24
	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	38	Yoga For Fatties	31
	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	19	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	17
	The Marmalade Shack	21	EXTREME Dentistry	18
	Second to Naan Curry Shop	38	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	35
	Francois Creperie	35b	Kebab Barkers	28
	Danish Lou's Chutney House	46a	Go Pho Yourself	44
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	31	Happy Release Manicures	28
	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	31	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	28
	Pablo's Roadside Tacos	27	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	14
	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	31	Tremor's Pizza	21
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	31	Diddler's Family Restaurant	24
	The Creamy Surprise	35	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	21
	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	31	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	21
	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	35	Welders of the Universe	32
	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	31	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	21
	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	21	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	7
	Twin Towers Construction	38	Taxes Roadhouse	31
	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	34	The Horsepussy Saloon	14
	Shifty Lou's Arcade	24	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	21
	Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	28	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	21
	U-NEED-A CLOWN	27	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	10
	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	23	Bully Factory Children's MMA	20
	Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	21	Mitch's Toys & Guns	14

• a - Final/3OT
• b - Final/OT

Week 5

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Nov 9 to Nov 12	Stations of the Cross Fit	24	The Porneaux Shoppe	17
	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	31	Autopsies by Candice	19
	Holy Balls!	14	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	7
	Crossbow of the Month Club	24	World of Shrapnel	21
	Septic Tanks for Jesus	31	Blind Bob's Firing Range	21
	The Marmalade Shack	24	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	7
	Yoga For Fatties	28	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	24
	EXTREME Dentistry	35	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	25
	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	14	The Mulch Hut	7
	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	35	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	21
	Kebab Barkers	21	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	16
	Go Pho Yourself	38	Happy Release Manicures	31
	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	24	Danish Lou's Chutney House	10
	Francois Creperie	35	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	28
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	28	Second to Naan Curry Shop	25
	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	35	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	17
	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	28	Diddler's Family Restaurant	24
	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	28	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	18
	Pablo's Roadside Tacos	31	Tremor's Pizza	28
	The Creamy Surprise	17	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	14
	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	31	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	28
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	31	Taxes Roadhouse	28
	The Horsepussy Saloon	27	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	17
	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	27	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	21
	Twin Towers Construction	41a	Welders of the Universe	38
	Mitch's Toys & Guns	35	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	7
	U-NEED-A CLOWN	38	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	28
	Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	24	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	21
	Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	38	Shifty Lou's Arcade	28
	Bully Factory Children's MMA	42	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	35

• a - Final/2OT

Week 6

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Nov 26 to Nov 30	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	38	Blind Bob's Firing Range	31
	Holy Balls!	31	World of Shrapnel	24
	#9 Autopsies by Candice	14	Stations of the Cross Fit	7
	Crossbow of the Month Club	31	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	24
	Septic Tanks for Jesus	31	The Porneaux Shoppe	28
	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	28	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	25
	EXTREME Dentistry	28	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	21
	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	24	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	0
	#6 Yoga For Fatties	23	The Mulch Hut	17
	#7 The Marmalade Shack	24	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	17
	Danish Lou's Chutney House	13	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	10
	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	24	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	17
	Happy Release Manicures	20b	#4 Kebab Barkers	14
	Francois Creperie	24	Go Pho Yourself	17
	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	37c	Second to Naan Curry Shop	34
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	40	#5 The Creamy Surprise	28
	#10 Pablo's Roadside Tacos	43	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	26
	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	31	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	14
	Tremor's Pizza	21	Diddler's Family Restaurant	3
	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	31	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	17
	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	24c	#3 Twin Towers Construction	17
	The Horsepussy Saloon	20	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	17
	Taxes Roadhouse	31	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	27
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	21	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	14
	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	40a	Welders of the Universe	37
	Bully Factory Children's MMA	42	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	33
	#2 Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	21	Shifty Lou's Arcade	20
	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	52	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	28
	U-NEED-A CLOWN	24	#1 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	14
	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	28	#8 Mitch's Toys & Guns	23

• a - Final/4OT
• b - Final/2OT
• c - Final/OT

Week 7

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Dec 29 to Dec 31	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	24	The Porneaux Shoppe	14
	Blind Bob's Firing Range	24	Crossbow of the Month Club	20
	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	31	Septic Tanks for Jesus	24
	Stations of the Cross Fit	26	Holy Balls!	24
	World of Shrapnel	31	#6 Autopsies by Candice	21
	#4 The Marmalade Shack	27	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	24
	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	28	The Mulch Hut	24
	#3 Yoga For Fatties	35	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	21
	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	55a	EXTREME Dentistry	49
	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	28	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	23
	Danish Lou's Chutney House	31	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	13
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	34	#9 Francois Creperie	12
	Second to Naan Curry Shop	42	Go Pho Yourself	13
	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	14	#10 Kebab Barkers	9
	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	28	Happy Release Manicures	23
	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	19c	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	13
	Tremor's Pizza	31	#8 The Creamy Surprise	24
	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	27	Diddler's Family Restaurant	14
	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	42	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	35
	#7 Pablo's Roadside Tacos	35	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	17
	Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	35	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	25
	#5 Twin Towers Construction	28	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	26
	Welders of the Universe	24	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	10
	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	27b	The Horsepussy Saloon	24
	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	28	Taxes Roadhouse	17
	Mitch's Toys & Guns	31	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	28
	#2 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	44c	Bully Factory Children's MMA	41
	U-NEED-A CLOWN	17	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	7
	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	38	#1 Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	28
	Shifty Lou's Arcade	21c	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	14

• a - Final/3OT
• b - Final/2OT
• c - Final/OT

Week 8

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Jan 27 to Jan 28	World of Shrapnel	21	Blind Bob's Firing Range	14
	The Porneaux Shoppe	21	Crossbow of the Month Club	14
	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	25	Holy Balls!	18
	Septic Tanks for Jesus	31	#10 Autopsies by Candice	28
	Stations of the Cross Fit	24	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	21
	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	17	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	6
	#4 The Marmalade Shack	28	The Mulch Hut	14
	EXTREME Dentistry	29	#3 Yoga For Fatties	26
	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	34	#9 House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	21
	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	35	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	23
	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	35	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	30
	Francois Creperie	21	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	19
	Go Pho Yourself	31	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	21
	Second to Naan Curry Shop	28	Happy Release Manicures	14
	Kebab Barkers	54a	Danish Lou's Chutney House	51
	The Creamy Surprise	35	#6 Pablo's Roadside Tacos	23
	Tremor's Pizza	17	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	14
	Diddler's Family Restaurant	33b	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	27
	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	21	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	14
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	38	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	35
	#5 Twin Towers Construction	24	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	17
	#8 Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	38	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	35
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	24	The Horsepussy Saloon	20
	Taxes Roadhouse	21	Welders of the Universe	18
	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	34	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	27
	Bully Factory Children's MMA	42	Shifty Lou's Arcade	35
	#1 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	34	Mitch's Toys & Guns	17
	U-NEED-A CLOWN	49	#2 Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	28
	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	31	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	28
	#7 1-800-BUY-A-DAD	42	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	35

• a - Final/5OT
• b - Final/OT

Week 9

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Home		Away
Feb 9 to Feb 11	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	24	World of Shrapnel	21
	The Porneaux Shoppe	34	Blind Bob's Firing Range	24
	Septic Tanks for Jesus	24	Holy Balls!	0
	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	28	Stations of the Cross Fit	21
	Crossbow of the Month Club	34	Autopsies by Candice	31
	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	23	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	21
	#2 The Marmalade Shack	20	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	13
	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	60a	EXTREME Dentistry	58
	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	45	#5 Yoga For Fatties	24
	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	42	The Mulch Hut	35
	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	20	Danish Lou's Chutney House	10
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	45	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	42
	Second to Naan Curry Shop	35	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	30
	Go Pho Yourself	41	Kebab Barkers	19
	Happy Release Manicures	28	Francois Creperie	10
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	31	#9 Pablo's Roadside Tacos	27
	#8 The Creamy Surprise	28	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	3
	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	38	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	35
	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	24	Diddler's Family Restaurant	14
	Tremor's Pizza	35	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	21
	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	28	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	20
	#3 Twin Towers Construction	28	#7 Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	23
	The Horsepussy Saloon	38	Welders of the Universe	7
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	31	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	21
	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	42	Taxes Roadhouse	35
	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	35	Shifty Lou's Arcade	25
	Bully Factory Children's MMA	31	Mitch's Toys & Guns	28
	#4 Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	30	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	17
	#6 1-800-BUY-A-DAD	42	#10 U-NEED-A CLOWN	35
	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	35	#1 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	28

• a - Final/5OT

Week 10

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Home		Away
Feb 16 to Feb 20	World of Shrapnel	28	The Porneaux Shoppe	21
	Crossbow of the Month Club	31b	Hacking Gene's Smokeless Tobacco Warehouse	24
	Holy Balls!	27	Autopsies by Candice	10
	Septic Tanks for Jesus	24	Stations of the Cross Fit	21
	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	28	Blind Bob's Firing Range	23
	Crambler's House of Gags and Actual Items	39a	The Marmalade Shack	37
	Fat & Lazy Motorized Scooters	31	The Mulch Hut	28
	EXTREME Dentistry	21	House of Guffaws Comedy Palace	14
	Casa de Gordoso Hourly Motel	28	Burns & Crackle Mesothelioma Law Firm	21
	Yoga For Fatties	28	Rancho Robusto Plus-Sized Wearhouse	14
	Mama Lugano's Legitimate Spaghetti House	35	Nothin' But Borscht Food Truck	30
	Francois Creperie	51b	Danish Lou's Chutney House	45
	Happy Release Manicures	28	Daggum Singh's Exotic Colars	21
	Kebab Barkers	21	#7 Second to Naan Curry Shop	14
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	31	Go Pho Yourself	24
	#10 Pablo's Roadside Tacos	21	Shoeless Jim's Diabetic Candy Store	10
	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	48b	Tremor's Pizza	45
	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	24	Kathy's Kountry Kookin'	21
	Abigail May's Aggressive Steakhouse	28	The Binging Texan BBQ Buffet	24
	Diddler's Family Restaurant	27	#6 The Creamy Surprise	14
	#9 Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	24	Big Paul's Mexican-less Car Wash	17
	Rusty Pipe Job Plumbing	46a	Busted Rubber Auto & Tire Repair	44
	Taxes Roadhouse	28	The Horsepussy Saloon	24
	Welders of the Universe	31	Ballet Bob's Dance Studio	21
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	28	#2 Twin Towers Construction	16
	Mitch's Toys & Guns	44a	Shifty Lou's Arcade	36
	Crashzone Trampoline Experience	34	#3 Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	17
	Hootenanny's Country/Western Day Care	27	#4 Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	24
	Tony & Paul's Child Escort Service	35	#5 1-800-BUY-A-DAD	21
	Bully Factory Children's MMA	38	U-NEED-A CLOWN	21

• a - Final/3OT
• b - Final/2OT

Championship Week

Bold denotes home team.

Date	Winner		Loser
Mar 1
	Big Small Business Conference Championship Game
	#1 The Marmalade Shack	42	EXTREME Dentistry	10
	Child Services Conference Championship Game
	U-NEED-A CLOWN	42	Bully Factory Children's MMA	28
Mar 3
	Foreign Legion Championship Game
	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	35	Second To Naan Curry Shop	17
	Gluttony League Championship Game
	#7 Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	35	Delgrango's Discount Seafood	31
Mar 6
	American Freedoms Conference Championship Game
	#5 Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	28	Crossbow of the Month Club	14
	Blue Collar Conference Championship Game
	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	28	#8 Sam & Sons Gazebo Repair	21

Rankings

Throughout the season, the top 10 rankings will be released, starting with the conclusion of Week 5. The final rankings are posted after Week 10, before the 6 conference championship games.

Season Rankings

	Week 6	Week 7	Week 8
1	Moist Adventures (5-0)	Ted's Baby Clothes (6-0)	Moist Adventures (6-1)
2	Ted's Baby Clothes (5-0)	Moist Adventures (5-1)	Ted's Baby Clothes (6-1)
3	Twin Towers (5-0)	Yoga For Fatties (5-1)	Yoga For Fatties (6-1)
4	Kebab Barkers (4-1)	Marmalade Shack (5-1)	Marmalade Shack (6-1)
5	Creamy Surprise (4-1)	Twin Towers (5-1)	Twin Towers (6-1)
6	Yoga For Fatties (4-1)	Autopsies (4-2)	Pablo's Tacos (6-1)
7	Marmalade Shack (4-1)	Pablo's Tacos (5-1)	1-800-BUY-A-DAD (4-3)
8	Mitch's Toys/Guns (3-2)	Creamy Surprise (4-2)	Sam & Sons (5-2)
9	Autopsies (3-2)	Francois Creperie (4-2)	House of Guffaws (4-3)
10	Pablo's Tacos (4-1)	Kebab Barkers (4-2)	Autopsies (4-3)

	Week 9	Week 10	Week 11
1	Moist Adventures (7-1)	Marmalade Shack (8-1)	Marmalade Shack (8-2)
2	Marmalade Shack (7-1)	Twin Towers (8-1)	Twin Towers (8-2)
3	Twin Towers (7-1)	Moist Adventures (7-2)	Moist Adventures (7-3)
4	Ted's Baby Clothes (6-2)	Ted's Baby Clothes (7-2)	Ted's Baby Clothes (7-3)
5	Yoga For Fatties (6-2)	1-800-BUY-A-DAD (6-3)	Pawn Shop (7-3)
6	1-800-BUY-A-DAD (5-3)	Creamy Surprise (6-3)	Pablo's Tacos (7-3)
7	Sam & Sons (6-2)	Second to Naan (6-3)	Flappy Pappy's (7-3)
8	Creamy Surprise (5-3)	Pawn Shop (6-3)	Sam & Sons (7-3)
9	Pablo's Tacos (6-2)	Sam & Sons (6-3)	1-800-BUY-A-DAD (6-4)
10	U-NEED-A CLOWN (5-3)	Pablo's Tacos (6-3)	Creamy Surprise (6-4)

		Increase in ranking
		Decrease in ranking
		Not ranked previous week

Tournament Field

Seed	Team	Conference	Record	Berth type
1	The Marmalade Shack	BSB	9-2	Auto-bid
2	Flappy Pappy's Pancake Shanty	Gluttony	8-3	Auto-bid
3	Twin Towers Construction	BCC	8-2	At-large
4	Moist Adventures Indoor Water Park	CSC	7-3	At-large
5	Pawn Shop of the Nazarene	AFC	8-3	Auto-bid
6	Ted's Baby Clothes Emporium	CSC	7-3	At-large
7	U-NEED-A CLOWN	CSC	6-5	Auto-bid
8	Pablo's Roadside Tacos	Gluttony	7-3	At-large
9	1-800-BUY-A-DAD	CSC	6-4	At-large
10	The Wandering Lush Irish Pub	Foreign	7-4	Auto-bid
11	The Creamy Surprise	Gluttony	6-4	At-large
12	Captain Chuck's Adventure Taxi	BCC	8-3	Auto-bid

Tournament Bracket

* - Denotes overtime

	Opening Round (Mar 17-18)					Quarterfinals (Mar 28-29)					Semifinals (Apr 2)					Championship Game (Apr 11)
						1	Marmalade Sh.	35
	8	Pablo's Tacos	17			9	BUY-A-DAD	28
	9	BUY-A-DAD	20								1	Marmalade Sh.	38
											12	Capt. Chuck's	25
						4	Moist Adventures	21
	5	Pawn Shop	14			12	Capt. Chuck's	24
	12	Capt. Chuck's	17													1	Marmalade Sh.	38
																6	Ted's Emporium	31
						2	Flappy Pappy's	27
	7	U. CLOWN	31			7	U. CLOWN	45
	10	Wandering Lush	27								7	U. CLOWN	26
											6	Ted's Emporium	28
						3	Twin Towers	14
	6	Ted's Emporium	28			6	Ted's Emporium	24
	11	Creamy Surprise	21

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