The squads for the Fall 2015 season of the League of Atrocities are listed below. These rosters are accurate as of June 15, 2015, prior to the start of the Fall 2015 season, but after the closing of the transfer window.

For a list of all transfers that took place during the window: LOA Transfers - Fall 2015

Premier Division

AC Gaddafi

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of ENGGKBartleby ActuaryInvited to tea with the queen on five occasions, tried to poison her every time
2Flag of SCODFErrol DougaltreeHeadbutted the pope
3Flag of ITADFAntonio RigatoniStopped acting like a stereotype for 24 hours, was imprisoned for 15 years
4Flag of JPNDFKona IshikamiMade August "Expose Yourself to the Elderly Month"
5Flag of ROUMFGregor NochituPassed a law allowing people to marry their computers, helped if they had pictures of people on screen
6Flag of BRAMFBlackIncited very confusing race riots in Brazil
7Flag of SCODFEnglish MannTired of being mistaken for English
8Flag of WALMFRobert HardySpent years studying the menstruation habits of coyotes
9Flag of GHAMFEE OuhahaAttempted to put curse on national soccer team, accidentally cursed and diseased entire population
10Flag of ITAFWDamiano SpazzaturaMade a mandatory minimum of reality television shows on national channels
11Flag of BELFWDietrich VaartMisunderstood, thought gas chambers meant flatulence
12Flag of UKRGKArtem TorgetovskyTurned national park into shooting gallery, didn't put up signs or tell tourists
13Flag of GERGKOtto HasardspielNearly declared bankruptcy after national lottery only had 8 numbers, too many winners
14Flag of VIEDFCheung Kee SooUsed Rambo films to train soldiers, leading to 70% depletion of military force
15Flag of ITADFTommaso CrudoseccoBans all lube in order to boost olive oil sales
16Flag of CZEDFKristof JankovicHad all citizens teeth removed in attempt to boost economy
17Flag of NEDMFAlex DubbelEasily won position by defeating his alter ego in election
18Flag of POLDFPawel JedzeniakRemoved from power after trying to eat 47-page deposition
19Flag of SENMFSamson HailemariamTried to make reincarnation mandatory
20Flag of ROUFWDmitri RaducanTurned the presidential palace into a haunted house for Halloween, accidentally actually haunted it
21Flag of KORMFBang Dae-WooEmployed local homeless as crash test dummies
22Flag of ISLMFJesper AugurssonNationwide "eye for an eye" legal system overhaul makes 77% of entire population blind
23Flag of SVKFWTomas KlaunštrajkDressed up night shift police force in clown costumes

FC Genocide

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
2Flag of CHIDFMiguel ChorizoLegalized cannibalism only if the victim's name resembled a food item
3Flag of ZIMDFRobert MugabeHe's Robert Mugabe
4Flag of CRODFTomas GoranKilled people in red/white checkered jerseys so he could have a picnic on a pile of corpses
6Flag of COLMFDidi CuestaDestroyed economy by using cocaine as flour in baking, insists this wasn't accidental
7Flag of ENGDFNigel PlopplyInsisted on teabagging everyone, once he learned what it meant
8Flag of HUNMFPatrik SzabolArrested for feeding the homeless… to each other
9Flag of ISLFWEdgar GrímsvötnVowed to name an active volcano as Prime Minister if he won the election
10Flag of EGYFWZaki Al-AqripAll construction projects were "real life Minecraft", were actually "real life slavery"
11Flag of AUSMFMarco StompeEx-Prime Minister who tried to institute "National Kick a Child in the Face Day"
12Flag of ENGGKBartleby WeeblewobbleAllowed parents to declare unruly children as terrorists
13Flag of SRBDFGoran OdvanjeCreated own subset of people in order to commit premeditated genocide
14Flag of KORMFYong-Sun PakHead of aviation commission, allowed children and the elderly to be stowed above seats in bins
15Flag of ECUMFRuben ExactoAccidentally constructed presidential palace in wrong country
16Flag of TURGKAk-Ak AkStaged a fake alien invasion to assert his global dominance
17Flag of NGAMFCommunity TheaterEnslaved thousands to send 419 scam faxes
18Flag of ROUFWDracu TepeșBrought in actual vampires to help with nationwide hospital blood shortage
21Flag of ARGFWSergio GranadaRemoved from power after unsuccessful "One grenade for every newborn" campaign promise
22Flag of CODDFDaktari OngobongWouldn’t stop calling himself and the country "Doctor Congo"
23Flag of GERGKAlexander SchemakatzIssued all citizens mandated email addresses, sends nothing but cat photos and chain letters
24Flag of HUNMFGabi PaprikaDeclared pepper spray the official greeting
25Flag of NGADFBestwishesDeveloped costly expansion plan because he thought wider roads could fix "sex trafficking"
26Flag of FRAMFRobert AnalkissLegalized smuggling of items, as long as it was done in person's pants
33Flag of NORFWTor KjellbergInstituted "if you die in the game, you die in real life" law to violent video games

CF Inquisición

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of AUSGKJulian AssangeIs Julian Assange
2Flag of ESPMFManuel DischargeRefused to acknowledge the double L in the Spanish language
3Flag of TURDFHakan SlashRather than combat fan violence, built prison camps attached to all sports stadiums
4Flag of ITADFMariano CarapozziRepurposed dead bodies as department store mannequins
6Flag of IRLDFEoin McInmyreDelivered weekly shipments of filth to meet requirements
7Flag of NIRMFIan MagoozinaryAmended national anthem to include the word "fuck" 12 times in first verse
8Flag of GREDFStavros KadabrosBecame a trained magician thinking he could make money appear with magic wand
9Flag of ARGFWSerg CavityFormer dentist who decided to make teeth the national currency
10Flag of CIVFWRoko ShamboPetitioned to make the national sport Groin Kicking
11Flag of SUIMFTim WesterbahnTurned emergency response service into personal chauffeur
14Flag of ESPMFDiego PutamadreSingular cause for childhood obesity in Spain by force-feeding kids churros
15Flag of ITAFWPaolo PapavattiNamed Satan and Jesus as his political advisors
17Flag of DENMFWilliam HesterHad an affair with a horse, affair was with woman
18Flag of SRBFWMarek TrapilovicDeveloped an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine for executions
19Flag of BELDFThomas KostuumenWasted defense funding on superhero costumes for military
20Flag of KAZDFUlan ShtampovMade the official sport "punching baby animals" to surprising success
21Flag of GERGKIsaac DaumendruckAttached severed thumbs to amputees so they could provide fingerprints for identification
22Flag of GREMFStavros IdioktisiosEnacted a "licking things to claim them as your own" mandate
26Flag of AUSDFMichael AtkinsonAfter playing GTA for first time, made "everything legal" for 3 days
28Flag of ESPMFNiño NiñerosTo combat pedophile problem, create children's television network so whereabouts are known
29Flag of COLMFAntonio AmaroUsed cash for guns program to become world's seventh largest arms dealer
34Flag of ENGMFOscar McConnellBuilt amusement park dedicated solely to racism

Kim Jong Un-ited

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
2Flag of SUIDFMarco SchippzingerCombated online piracy with purchases of cannons
3Flag of CANDFTerrence FordMade it illegal to carry brightly colored balloons
4Flag of BRADFRaptorStarted hiring kidnappers posing as cab drivers as actual cab drivers due to union strike
5Flag of AUSDFMalcolm BlortJob creation by forcing all violent sports broadcasts to be accompanied by hilarious sound effects
6Flag of NEDDFJan BoeksmanAnyone with a criminal record is forced to wear a box on their head
7Flag of MARMFFez RongliReally trying to campaign for Kony 2016, doesn't get that it's not an election
8Flag of BELMFRobbe MelcherDestroyed what once was a working national postal service by attempting to ship spoiled food & mud
9Flag of IRLFWDeclan McCormickIn honor of St. Patrick's Day, introduced new food product, Soylent Green beer
10Flag of KORMFYoung Hong JoSpent military funding on government-sponsored boy band
11Flag of UKRMFIgor PorkaevCapital punishment involved getting your last request while being thrown off a cliff
12Flag of CHIGKOscar De SombraTried to block the sun to toughen up nation's dependency on natural light
13Flag of NEDMFRonald GoonkTried to make Holland leading producer of glue, killed every horse in the country
14Flag of PORMFCricetoReplaced prison system with giant hamster balls for all convicts
15Flag of FRAMFEric MouchardDiseased countless people by trying to recreate a rat kitchen from the movie Ratatouille
16Flag of PORFWJoao NataçãoSet up labor camps to punish kids for not waiting 30 minutes after eating to go swimming
17Flag of ZAMMFProsper ProsperityMinister of science, Consulted imaginary spirit world for every decision, gridlocked
18Flag of TURFWYilmaz CezaviTurned prison into zoo-like exhibit, allows patrons to feed prisoners
20Flag of USAMFBrett SchurtzSold cheaper government-issued versions of girl scout cookies
21Flag of BRAFWElmoLegalized betting on local gang wars
22Flag of GERGKJulian MundenbachChanged national anthem to 25 seconds of gargling mouthwash
23Flag of GERDFIvan WöchigeTo increase efficiency, forced all bowel movements to happen in one annual week-long festival
24Flag of PRKDFChang Nam BakIn charge of changing sports results to please supreme leader
25Flag of PORMFEusonovaRan onto the pitch during a Portugal national team match, showed up team by playing better
27Flag of ESPFWAlvaro Dos SemanasGot himself elected by deceiving constituents he had 2 weeks to live

FC Kristallnacht

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of SVKGKPiotr HovoriticDetermined to deliver world's longest inauguration speech, people starved to death
2Flag of SVNDFBranislav SedemskaLowered legal driving age to 7
3Flag of USADFAP BrackettDeveloped a single elimination knockout tournament in order to award Social Security
4Flag of UGADFEadie AmenChanged official language of Uganda to belly-slapping, was changed back 3 days later
5Flag of ITADFUmberto PavoniEncouraged farting in the Vatican
6Flag of GERMFKlaus FeuerlöschenUpon his signing, broke glass all over Germany, stole 7,000 fire extinguishers
7Flag of FRAFWMarcel BleurveMade cuddling after sex illegal
8Flag of CROMFLucas AginmovicForced exile after accidentially building his presidential mansion in the wrong country
9Flag of FRAMFGerard PanierResponsible for countless deaths after limiting legal shopping hours to 2 hours a day
10Flag of ECUFWFrancisco TigrepeñaKept large collection of animal genitalia, turns out he was using it to smuggle drugs
11Flag of GERFWRichard NeinhoffWorked tirelessly to censor and remove Baywatch
13Flag of BELGKMatt GehoorzenGovernment mandated 8-hour Simon Says game every Saturday
14Flag of GERDFBruno WirksamShortened each day to 21 hours and each week to 6 days
15Flag of GERDFAlbert DrafthausUsed a prohibition law to empty out his favorite bar
16Flag of GERMFDaniel FetischEndlessly hounds porn stars on Twitter
17Flag of NAMMFDorian EmusayPut entire country on lockdown due to gazelle invasion, lost 25% of country
18Flag of CZEMFKarel ZvraceStarted an international incident by vomiting on the carpet in the United Nations general assembly
19Flag of JPNMFTaka HikinikuLost hot dog eating contest, had entire field of opponents murdered
21Flag of ARGFWRico BasuraDeveloped failed plan to recycle raw sewage for nutrients, literally just fed people raw sewage
23Flag of BULFWZahari LukatosWas elected by having name picked out of hat
25Flag of NGAMFMister PersonalityWas named that because he's so ugly, sent on a rampage
26Flag of ARGGKJuan PeligrosoAfter 2 assassination attempts, declared himself on the endangered species list
33Flag of CIVMFYaya MaybenonoFilibustered so long, the three oldest members of National Assembly died

Lokomotiv Buchenwald

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of FINGKReko HoistonenMade piggyback rides the only mode of transportation
2Flag of POLDFMariusz DembinskiTried to boost housing industry by offering free corpse of former resident with sale
3Flag of ITAMFFilippo MatematicoDeveloped a new counting system using furniture instead of numbers
4Flag of RUSDFRoman BerezinGave bears the right to vote
5Flag of SCOMFAngus BurlapResearched using various animal stomachs as methods of contraception
6Flag of ENGMFTerrance MoistTried to start another Falkland Islands skirmish by himself, murdered 17
7Flag of ENGDFNigel Incubator-JonesAmended his country's health care by starting burial procedures of the not yet dead
8Flag of BELDFAdam VerkardenTook wrong turn on road trip, ended up getting elected to local government
9Flag of CIVFWBrappa DooLegalized poaching of humans for their ivory
10Flag of BRAFWCreamyTried to ban dancing from Carnaval after getting the idea from Footloose
11Flag of POLFWPiotr LublaborkDeveloped first ever all mesh aircraft carrier, killed 350 naval officers
12Flag of IRLGKGarrison DoverStarted first ever cliff-side drive-through casinos, led to exactly what you'd expect
13Flag of BELGKHerman TrappisteAdded subliminal messages during rally speeches, boosting sales in local beer
14Flag of USADFBoyd SenburyAnnexed an International House of Pancakes as its own country for 6 days, hostage situation
15Flag of RUSDFBoris PlachnikovOrders tear gas at all military funerals for proper mourning
16Flag of POLMFIwo DutkaTried to adopt swastika as national symbol, in order to "take it back"
17Flag of ITAMFGiovanni VaticanoResponsible for exhaustion death of countless priests after making them bless literally everything
18Flag of UKRMFMaxim PetrusFortified water supply with radioactive materials "for extra nutrients"
19Flag of AUTMFSimon KünstlerCensored all pornography and nudity by placing pictures of his own genitals in its place
20Flag of WALMFGareth CrotchmowHad self jailed for accidentally leading conspiracy group against own election
21Flag of SVKMFTomasz DvorakWas removed from ministry position for actually being Slovakian
22Flag of CHIFWVinny CacahuetesTried to use diplomatic immunity to combat food allergies
23Flag of ARGFWLomo CarniceroCreated "meat vegetables" to combat drought/crop shortage, raw meat made people sick
28Flag of ARGDFSergio AbonoCollected all animal excrement in abandoned warehouse with no real plans for it

SC Manifest Destiny

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of USAGKRocky HatchIllegal meat smuggling ring, stole cows off farms
2Flag of ENGMFVivian-Smith Smythe-SmithIn a bout of nostalgia, tried to bring back leprosy
3Flag of USADFHoss BallsDidn't understand what a drive-thru restaurant was until he destroyed 35 Burger Kings
4Flag of NIRMFLarry BordBanned from France after licking the Eiffel Tower, claiming he owned it
5Flag of SRBDFNasto JaneticWent by two different names, murdered those who used the wrong one
6Flag of SUIMFMarc LastigenIntroduced unsuccessful execution technique of "public fondling"
7Flag of CUBMFJulio BarbacoaExtreme animal rights activist, "would not rest until he loved every animal"
8Flag of SCOMFHamish McCrackenHe's the shithead who made that damn loch ness monster photo
9Flag of PORFWLuis AfogadoMisprint in road maps led to thousands dying and hundreds of cars found in sea
10Flag of RSAFWAkua ParfuumSwapped out all drinking water for cologne
11Flag of CANFWJoe HitlerLocked up just because you can never be too sure
12Flag of POLGKMarek BolzebaLied about edible plateware at restaurant chain to bolster dental business
13Flag of NIRGKOwen TrembleyEncased entire government building in peanut brittle to prevent from attackers
14Flag of NORDFFilip RoykfriePublicly executed smokers to "help speed along the process"
15Flag of WALDFAlex SarhadDesigned entire military operation around doing nothing more than verbally insulting enemies
16Flag of WALMFCosby HylltonRemoved asphalt from all roads, replaced with molded gelatin product
17Flag of KORMFPark Yeol-SeRegularly challenged protesters to "action movie style" fights to the death
18Flag of PORMFDavid SujeicaoTurns out his interrogation technique was nothing more than a sex dungeon
20Flag of USAMFStephen HoagrindFilibustered government for hours to debate colloquial term for "sandwich"
21Flag of UZBFWRuslan BerishevBanned funeral services in favor of "giant trash compactor"
22Flag of CRCFWAntonio PescadoDrowned countless children in effort to get them to develop gills
23Flag of FINFWJari LapioAfter seemingly unending snowstorms, legalized shovel-wielding vigilante justice
24Flag of DENDFMads SørensenServed entire congressional term from a hot air balloon
29Flag of KORDFChin Hung-ChuDue to fried chicken lobbyists, instituted $10 dollar minimum Fried Chicken Fried-days

Nuclear Arsenal

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of RUSGKAlexei PistokovCountless 21-gun salutes led to deaths of hundreds of grieving citizens and military personnel
2Flag of ENGDFJulian RingojonYoko Ono was the only person allowed to sing the national anthem
3Flag of CMRDFBloo BlahUsed business background to attempt to merge with 3 neighboring countries, seen as an invasion
4Flag of NEDDFMatthew der KashenTried to get nation sponsored, "Taco Bell presents The Netherlands"
5Flag of ENGFWAshley ExecutivePrisoners were given option "cake or death"
6Flag of ITADFVincenzo OnzipeTried to create his own language, turned out to be just Pig Latin
7Flag of ITADFPaolo LiceversoLegalized gladiatorial combat once more as method of punishment
8Flag of BRAMFFantasioPassed laws allowing ghosts to vote, only count as 2/7 of a person
9Flag of ENGFWMartin BeagleTried to turn Westminster Abbey into Westminister Dog Show Abbey
10Flag of RUSMFAndrei GlopnikYou know the hunger games? Yeah he just went around on horseback killing homeless people.
11Flag of NEDDFMorgan Van der PoopenTried to make country the leading exporter of excrement
12Flag of ENGGKCarter FleshwoundMade it illegal to bring a knife to a gunfight, citing overcrowded hospitals
15Flag of ITAFWMario MalegiocoSent countless unskilled blue collar workers to rescue princesses in wrong castles
16Flag of GREGKAggro CraggroSpent entire military budget on giant obstacle course on borders
17Flag of SUIMFBlepp SatterTried to create a Ministry of Blatant Corruption, and it worked
18Flag of NORDFGregers GravlundGrave-robbing became official sport of Norway
19Flag of CODMFGlaze BukakuFacepaint was part of a national grooming code
20Flag of GERFWFabian ScheissedeckerReplaced parliamentary election with longest bowel movement contest
22Flag of KENMFSamuel RunawangaMarathon runner who eluded cops on 5 different 26.2-mile chases
24Flag of MARFWIshak RatinErected stone with entire script of Ishtar in town square
25Flag of ENGMFGervaise Brook-HampsterSet entire parliament building on fire as April Fool's prank
27Flag of AUSMFLarry MahinaInvented weather controlling device, accidentally destroyed 30% of country with meteors
29Flag of IRLMFDoyle O'DoolinStone sober

Real Qaeda

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of ARGGKSergio ArmedicoDelivers vaccination with bullets and medical firing squads, came up with Ammo-nization
2Flag of BRADFLu'cretiaExiled for being the only person who bet on Germany to win the 2014 World Cup
3Flag of MEXDFAlberto RellenoHonors dead with annual taxidermy parade
4Flag of ISLDFViggo NüdlandBanned pants
5Flag of FRAMFAlain MalebouefOwned successful restaurant and hotel chain, hunted down and killed all slightly negative reviews
6Flag of PORMFFlavio LimaOpened up government-sponsored lemonade stand, shutting down all little kid enterprises
7Flag of ESPMFDamiano EspirituMade entire supreme court drop ecstacy before deliberations
8Flag of NEDMFChristian De KockDesigned new national seal that looked far too much like a penis and balls
9Flag of ESPFWRolando BolandoEnacted a church sponsored "Wife Swap for Jesus" program
10Flag of MEXFWTaco TacoScheduled a drug war in the middle of a Campeones de Liga game
11Flag of BRAMFRomaldinhoPosed as Ronaldinho on countless ruined humanitarian visits
12Flag of FRADFPatrice VelocroqueWon Tour de France in 2002 by carrying bikes on top of car
13Flag of USAGKAdam CarlsonDelivered tax refunds via hot air balloon and bag full of money
14Flag of ESPGKMontoro MortadoBuilt a Dia De Los Muerte corn maze that cause the death of 15 people
16Flag of ITAMFDonato AnimattiInitially lost election to a fictional cartoon character, arranged assassination attempt
17Flag of GERDFLucas HerrlingerGave all school children head lice in order to help build up immunity
18Flag of ALGFWKarim HavidiSingle-handedly brought and spread AIDS to all of Algeria
19Flag of ESPMFDavid MuerzoMade breakfast illegal
20Flag of CMRDFEmmanuel BlomboForced men to grow clits through genetic mutation only to cut them off
21Flag of RUSFWIlya KutyanutsovPenalty for every crime was castration for men, grafting of testicles to genitalia for women
22Flag of ESPMFNovio NuevohuevosWelfare program Breakfast by Mail, slid hundreds of fried eggs into envelopes
23Flag of BRAFWBocetaAppointed himself country's only gynecologist
26Flag of ZIMDFSinister CabalWas the head of a... yeah, you guessed it, a sinister cabal

Sinn Féin FC

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of SCOGKKristoff GoldenshirePlayed that Proclaimers song every morning as a 6am nationwide wake up call
3Flag of NZLDFLuke ButchmanA true Bushwacker, delivers mandatory punches to women's genitalia as part of new health care bill
5Flag of DENDFBrendt SmåkagardForce fed prisoners pounds and pounds of raw cookie dough
7Flag of SUIDFCrest WhitestripsMan behind failed nationwide health campaign "Drink More Bleach"
8Flag of CZEMFPavel PrigOpened a national portrait gallery dedicated to hacked nudes of celebrities
9Flag of SUIFWChee SchweizelThought Swiss cheese was made by firing holes into cows
10Flag of ESPMFValentin TalamantesBought national broadcasting to only show programming that was "some ideas he was working on"
11Flag of IRLMFCormac UlyssesBecame best selling author by aggressively plagiarizing James Joyce
12Flag of RUSDFAndrey TakinovTore down all national airports, opens all paved roads as runways for localized service
13Flag of FRAMFLaurent MontadonSpent scientific funding on cross-breeding animals by setting the mood ready for love
14Flag of ENGFWPaul ThompsonTried to breed remote operated combat chinchillas
15Flag of RSADFCargo DufresneTo combat prisoners escaping, built obstacle course that leads to neighboring countries
16Flag of TURFWEmre TaşmakHas a bulldozer create new roads so he can avoid traffic
18Flag of IRLMFFingal BlisterburnKilled dozens of midgets thinking they were leprechauns using rainbows to control weather patterns
19Flag of ENGDFOliver NippleguardPut armored guards at every gentleman's club in England
20Flag of RUSFWFeodor KlobbTaught bears to fire guns, barely survived a coup
21Flag of ISLMFFætur SvitissonMandated all people to smell like socks
22Flag of GERDFSimon GrabstubenInstalled new credit system, forced merchants to now accept threats on well-being as payment
24Flag of ENGMFSim MastersMandated his entire constituency to get plastic surgery to look exactly like him
30Flag of IRLMFFinn O'TooleBroadcast naked photos of himself 24 hours on Christmas day
31Flag of ENGGKPackie ShoresTried to outsource his own government overseas
39Flag of CMRMFFofa FafanaDeclared hiccups to be demonic possession, killed all with hiccups
40Flag of NZLGKGarrison TocsinTo study their habits, tracked wildlife by covering them in glittery paint

FC Smallpox

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of NEDGKMartin van MelkenDeveloped cattle cars for women to mass produce breastmilk due to cow shortage
2Flag of IRLDFHR BlockFunded tax breaks on citizens by robbing houses
3Flag of TURDFMurat VermekEnacted law that if you posed as a doctor for a month, you got a free medical license
4Flag of NORMFMarten BeinveldSpent large amounts of funding in attempt to bring a dinosaur back to life from its bones
5Flag of ITADFAndrea CastratoInstead of circumcising, accidentally neutered thousands of newborn males
6Flag of JAMMFBillie UrayAssassinated the Red Stripe beer ambassador
7Flag of CHNMFYi HaMarried a horse, lost his entire business fortune to her in divorce
8Flag of DENFWKresten DukkeAppointed several LEGO people to high ranking judge positions
9Flag of NEDFWJohn HundemolAdded webcams to prison and turned it into a new Big Brother, evicted contestants caused crime to rise
10Flag of KSAFWAwi ZawiDecapitated 3 members of government during freak skateboard accident
11Flag of URUFWGlobo MojadoSpent entire military budget on water balloons
12Flag of USAGKTag SavannahDesigned entire economic plan behind the sales of girl scout cookies
13Flag of BLSDFVladimir PochenkoProtective ricochet bumpers on highways turned rush hour into giant game of car pinball
14Flag of ISRDFMatthew AmramIn act of rebellion, tried to call down biblical plague, had to settle for giving 24 people the measles
15Flag of PARMFJose CarnivoroWas forced to shut down the "world's deadliest petting zoo"
16Flag of MEXMFEric DoradoHorrified nation by insisting all trial witnesses swear oath on biography of Dennis Rader
17Flag of CIVMFFlorent FabriqueCompletely fabricated surveys after fifth year straight of 100% approval from impoverished nation
18Flag of ROUMFSander InchipuitGave grown-up imaginary friends of children the right to vote
19Flag of LTUMFMarijus UzgaidaTried to sue the government over some bad meat. Lots of times.
20Flag of KORMFRyu Jun-SeoTried to ban high fives
21Flag of NORDFNiell SpørkAte his way through the endangered animals exhibit in the national zoo
22Flag of JPNFWMasafumi OtoMade vomiting illegal
23Flag of AUSFWAdam MonieEncouraged nation to worship false Billy Idols
25Flag of GEODFAbraham KubrikadzeBanned all reproduction when he learned of star-studded sex party he wasn't invited to

Sun City FC

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of RSAGKBenny RadiogagaHired unskilled laborers to actually build the world's largest sinkhole
3Flag of RSADFGeorges RhinoknifeAffixed weaponry to all animals in order to make them a deadly killing species, horribly backfired
4Flag of DENDFStig BlergelsenFunded massive campaign to use person's own vomit as legal form of identification
5Flag of SUIDFSami EinlaufForced citizens to feed themselves strictly through enemas
6Flag of BRAMFRustyForced all midgets to assume one identity per two people, with trenchcoat on each other's shoulders
7Flag of RUSFWVladimir KartofelOwner of Vladimir Poutine
8Flag of LIEMFToby RickenbachAccidentally killed 74 extras while filming tourism video
9Flag of NGAMFJoseph HubbabubbaKidnapped dozens of Americans in New York City looking for a bride
10Flag of IRLFWNick McCarthyCreated 1:1 replica of entire city so he could play Sim City with real life
11Flag of MEXFWNacho SucioSolved farming problem by defecating in the water supply, made thousands ill
12Flag of NEDGKWillem ver ZwarteTreated life-saving immunizations for children like Black Friday sales
14Flag of LTUDFRamunas MiskinivusAttempted to have entire government classified as a religion, unaware there were no tax breaks
15Flag of RUSDFMiron KolanoffMade it illegal for himself to die
16Flag of NEDDFKlaas van ZessenEmployed homeless population as Santa Claus characters to invade Dutch family's homes
17Flag of SUIFWDidi ZauberHypnotized countless women to convince them they weren't pregnant
18Flag of FRAMFGilbert de PussoisAfter winning mayoral race, erected an eight-foot real working vagina on losing candidate's lawn
19Flag of AUTMFBart SchnurrbartenOutlawed all facial hair
20Flag of PORMFJoao AgressioLocked up all registered sex offender in one elementary boarding school
21Flag of SUIMFPhillip TrensprungerTransportation minister, offered discount tickets to ride on top of train
22Flag of POLFWJarek RazdwaskyAllowed government documents to leak because password was 12345
23Flag of USAFWTJ RibletteShut down all restaurants in county except Applebee's, mandatory APPZ lines
25Flag of DENMFEric BackerVigilant "all or nothing" anti smoking campaign, either quit or literally choke on tobacco
28Flag of ITADFArturo CochellaHosted a music festival in the Vatican that turned into a 4-day drunken orgy

Division 2

FC Apartheid

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of BRAGKFionaForced people to read his terrible fanfiction. He wrote a lot of fanfiction.
4Flag of BELGKPeter VerlijkMandated life in prison sentences to include keeping corpses there permanently
5Flag of BRAMFLeftoversReduced homeless population by delivering them spoiled food
7Flag of CZEDFJiri KarnevalExecuted dissenters by forcing them on well-known extremely unsafe carnival rides
8Flag of ROUMFCaz UrgentaDue to budget cuts, merged emergency response with phone sex lines
9Flag of CANDFTorey VestibuleMade it illegal to carry brightly colored balloons
10Flag of JPNFWAkira JisatsuMade all citizens sign a suicide pact for their 50th birthday
11Flag of USAFWLewis GatesCollege president accepted too many students to create "Black Friday" style admissions
14Flag of RSAMFRobert SkietmaanTreated wildlife reserve as carnival-style shooting gallery
15Flag of KENMFTucamonga Farling JrUsed his father's turtling manuevers to smuggle drugs
16Flag of AUSMFNeil VeroomLegalized abortion if only performed in middle of highway during rush hour
17Flag of GREDFSpiros AkragasBrought back the brazen bull… look it up
18Flag of RSAFWAdam VoorwerpHunted inanimate objects for sport, wasted countless government funds on this
19Flag of HUNFWSamir BalzacDemanded that all underwear be accompanied by a matching pair worn on head
20Flag of CRCMFPancho LaberintoExperimented on sedated patients to try to create "first ever human digestive maze"
21Flag of BIHGKLukas BlizanicSpent ludicrous amounts of money to try to clone himself to avoid torture and genocide charges
22Flag of GREMFAlex DoreasDue to hyper-inflated currency, accepted bribes in food and livestock
23Flag of CRODFNiko ZivizicBuilt a wall out of human beings
25Flag of JAMFWJimi SalmonSang all the time. Like literally… all the damn time
29Flag of WALDFSimon BellendWas contracted to design efficient street lighting, made them all look like dicks
32Flag of SUIDFOliver MuvellFormer Swiss Guard, tried to steal actual piece of Jesus' cross from Vatican
34Flag of BELMFChristopher DriewielerPulled off perfect national bank heist, but escaped on tricycle

CF Cartel de Escobar

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of NIRGKSullivan TaintCaught drinking an "Irish car bomb"
2Flag of ESPDFCarlos BouffantHairdresser who torched an entire neighborhood after building custom-made industrial strength dryer
3Flag of URUDFAlexi ScotillaPlanted mines, booby traps, etc, to toughen up country's take-out delivery workers
4Flag of VENDFCaye TocinoLed revolution against nationwide ban on dancing which saw the rest of his compatriots killed
5Flag of ECUDFFelipe ViciadoArrested for having too many unfunny bumper stickers
6Flag of NEDMFDaley PapierPeople finally got tired of his exposes solely about famous people's nipples
7Flag of ESPMFJavi PuñaladaBanned hair care products for fear of spiky hair leading to stabbing deaths
8Flag of PARMFEndo ArticuloTried to outlaw use of the word "the"
9Flag of JAMMFEdison LighthouseWatched entire country go into poverty while insisting their chief export was "love"
10Flag of BRAFWPele (Not that one)He's… I mean he's okay at soccer, I guess. He's no Pele… you know, the real one.
11Flag of WALFWMuggy OhTried to sell his own feces at local covered markets
12Flag of RUSGKViktor TrenrivotaWouldn't shut up about his Crossfit knockoff
13Flag of HUNDFOszkar DrizzleboobMade the national sport the wet t-shirt contest
14Flag of POLDFKarel BluznierskiMade it illegal to swear at animals
15Flag of RSAMFDamon John MustardKilled a man for 1 ton of paprika in the illegal spice trade
16Flag of FRAMFMarion LivermushDeclared that spoiled meats were the only to be consumed for economical reasons
17Flag of CROMFNikša DaroviNationwide judgement of quality of birthday gifts led to legalized torture
18Flag of IRNMFSohrab PoomplimSold fried candy bars in a far too aggressive manner
20Flag of AUSMFTommie KinghitFor over two years, all court trials were decided by who could take a punch better
21Flag of EGYMFAli ViudaAll eggs must be served scrambled under penalty of death
22Flag of RSAFWSolomon BebesplitHe actually settled custody battles by cutting children in half
23Flag of ARGFWHector PalomitasImprisoned by government employer for constantly burning popcorn
28Flag of NEDDFConstantine FutConfiscated entire nation's stock of energy drinks to keep himself "one step ahead of the game"

CSKGB Moscow

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of CHNGKHsu-Hsu HsudioDidn't put enough lead in childrens' toys
3Flag of URUDFEdgar BolaThey saw his name, and decided to lock him up "just to be on the safe side"
5Flag of BFADFHaha MurabeRelished under successful "eye for an eye" law until he was caught sodomizing a horse
7Flag of RUSMFPiotor PorcentovEconomic stimulus package "everything costs $5" plan
8Flag of FRAMFYves BonamuseForced all food in town to be administered via IV
9Flag of PERFWGabi CarcelujoHis redesign of prison systems saw rise in crime as imprisonment led to a better quality of life
10Flag of ENGMFMarcus ColbyIllegal ring of prostitution under guise of soccer
11Flag of UZBDFAziz HaydovchievStarted overpriced taxi service to capitalize on people trying to flee the country
12Flag of GHAGKAbraham DingudunguLegalized polygamy, then married every woman in the entire country
14Flag of SVNFWDamijan TruplovicWaited until criminals died to arrest them, said it was "easier that way"
17Flag of EQGMFKofa AmiriDeclared himself a god, replaced all fresh bodies of water with gelatin so he could walk on it
18Flag of JPNMFHiroyuki KakuSpent government funding to try to prosecute heinous acts of fictional characters
19Flag of SWEDFJannik MjukurssonForced to resign after torrid affair with giant stuffed animal
20Flag of FRAFWVictor OiseauSwitched postal service to an all carrier pigeon delivery service
21Flag of ISLMFIngvard SnjossonJailed after taking what was a harmless snowball fight much too far, leaving 6 dead
22Flag of UKRDFOlek SpalyuvanyaHalted public book burning by urinating on pile of books, made things worse
23Flag of COLMFHugo PuréTrafficked massive amounts of drugs hidden in baby food
24Flag of NAMMFMatthew ToleranceStreamlined legal system by making decapitation punishment for all infringements
29Flag of GERDFBastian FensterIn effort to improve nation's physical fitness, encouraged exercise by leaping out of windows
30Flag of IRLDFJameson BallantineHis idea of liquor licenses at cemetaries and funeral homes had horrible consequences
31Flag of EGYGKTu TombaTried to lock himself inside a sarcophagus "to steal their powers"
34Flag of URUFWAlberto MentirasJustice system switches to honor code, criminals only prosecuted if they admit they did it
39Flag of BRAMFMarcos SobreInspired by pro bull riding, developed competition of riding on top of speeding automobiles

Darfur City FC

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of ITAGKGio AnnullatoDeclared martial law every time a favorite TV show was canceled
2Flag of UKRDFAndriy ZavzradaBetrayed literally every alliance he entered into that it eventually became the other guy's fault
4Flag of DENDFUlf GnaversenHired himself out as a hitman for rodent problems; the collateral damage was significant
5Flag of TURMFKundak CilikHypochondriac who burned down hospitals when they misdiagnosed what he thought he had
6Flag of SWEMFJo MiljössonFinally apprehended as the organizer of annual "Celebrate Earth Day" gang war
7Flag of BRADFMontoyia SwillingRan an underground toddler MMA racket for eight year
8Flag of NGAMFGetlost MasambaFixed elections for over a decade, was imprisoned by angry citizens when he stopped doing so
9Flag of AUTMFPeter GussetCreated the tightest pants ever to serve as a torture device
10Flag of FRAFWPhilippe ChanteurStarted war with neighboring countries, sadly realized it couldn't be done via World of Warcraft
11Flag of IRLFWAndy DaftOn a dare, changed name of county to "fucking morons"
12Flag of GERGKOtto GrommForced all children to listen to his own authored bedtime stories, which led to nightmares and fever dreams
13Flag of PERDFFuzzie MohawkSingle cause for hair product shortage in Peru
14Flag of ROUDFMarin SeptelMobilized entire national army to corral and subdue random escaped farm animals
15Flag of JPNDFMiemasa InoueTried to become a hologram, then killed 12 thinking the process work
16Flag of BIHMFZiva ZakopanaEncouraged funeral industry to begin prematurely preparing the elderly
17Flag of CZEMFMatej SilastrazeForced police department to shut down by running more efficient rogue force
18Flag of MEXMFGuillermo LagartoDue to overpopulation, put entire country on an all-lizard diet
19Flag of GHAMFHenri CreamerCouldn't pay settlements of thousands of lawsuits for his malfunctioning vibrators
20Flag of WALMFGarish DuckwaitersSpent entire science budget on making pants into a full body item, but only got to 76% coverage
21Flag of URUFWMiguel ViboraForced all computer wallpaper to be same picture of him holding a large snake
22Flag of NEDFWHabbersett ScrappleExposed himself to the Amish, literally the entire Amish population
23Flag of KSAFWAbdul SacaraIn order to get kids to eat healthier, replaced sugar addictions with addiction to PCP
24Flag of NORGKGunnar RagnarokGave everyone viking funerals, dead or not

Drone Strikers FC

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of GREGKAdam BepisLiterally pronounced everything incorrectly to the point of it being a crime
2Flag of FINDFHarko LutefiskDestroyed tourism revenue through promotion of inedible, potentially poisonous "local cuisine"
3Flag of ALBDFAleksariPoisoned his entire cabinet by serving them edible gold leaf in too high a quantity; the entire meal was wrapped in it
4Flag of LVADFBrumbpo TungusAfter World's Strongest Man took off, tried to do World's Strongest Bear competition, led to deaths of dozens of volunteers
5Flag of CHIMFLedo ShuffleInevitably got arrested on his one last job before retirement
6Flag of RSAMFShalala LadeedaEncouraged rampant promiscuous sex for all school children through national campaign
7Flag of ZAMMFChiku FufumaHyperinflated his own currency, but didn't adjust any market prices to account for it
8Flag of ENGMFBrendan NotlobDiscriminated against patrons of his shop who wouldn't speak in palindromes
9Flag of KORMFBong Je ChoeAppointed exclusively stuffed animals and anthropomorphic toys to the nation's high courts
10Flag of MNEMFRatomir TrudnocaBanned masturbation for fear of hands getting pregnant
11Flag of ISLFWGuus BjornVoted Iceland's worst folk singer, this was the prize
12Flag of MEXGKMati StimulandoEnacted anti-modesty law to anyone who wouldn't masturbate in public on command
13Flag of FRAGKRobert PretamangeKnown for robbing so many fast food restaurants, one offered to lock down his exclusivity rights
14Flag of TURDFUçak KazasHis idea to give every citizen their own helicopter caused issues, as you might imagine
15Flag of GERDFShaft HunterFormer highway patrolman who insisted suspects read from script to make the whole thing seem more like a cop drama
17Flag of USAMFMark WhitacreCommitted tax fraud in order to turn himself in for "whistleblower reward"
18Flag of GREMFAntoni OrcheisEndorsed and incorporated castration as part of national health and fitness plan
19Flag of GERMFJonas TortenDitched too many congressional appearances for "streusel breaks"
20Flag of NORMFTor BrannstiftDemanded that fire department fight fires by starting other, more problematic fires
22Flag of AUSFWMark AnkabiteTypo in restaurant promotion "Eat Kids Free" led to widespread cannibalism outbreak
23Flag of AUTFWSebastian FrütenscupenBecame known in restaurant circles as the frozen yogurt toppings bar nazi
25Flag of GREDFAlex KapranosAbducted kids at polling stations when their parents didn't vote for him
33Flag of GHAFWBernard TepiDue to clean water shortage, encouraged nation to drink only boiling water

Force Publique FC

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of CZEGKRobert SplatkaFunded bridges over picturesque concrete to encourage suicide tourism
2Flag of JPNDFMaguro MakimakiDolphin poaching got too expensive, so he used fat people instead
3Flag of ARGDFJavier PomeloStarted a continent wide citrus smuggling ring
4Flag of CANDFWade SorrieBrutally tortured and maimed thousands, apologized afterwards
5Flag of JPNMFKo KandaFailed inventor of child vending machine, too many suffocated
6Flag of AUTMFJan DangermausMade every college student in Austria double major in art history and English, dooming economy
8Flag of USAMFClarity BrownWhite dude started a race riot when he was cast as a blaxploitation actress on name alone
9Flag of GHAFWSigmund AbbadabboHad an affair with a snake, lonely at the top
11Flag of WALFWSolomon GrundelPopulation control by forcing newborns to live entire life in one week
12Flag of MEXGKJuanito JuarezYou didn't think all those drug busts in Mexico were being confiscated, did you?
13Flag of BELDFThomas OntbijtSent himself to prison for "playing God" when trying to create pancake-waffle hybrid
14Flag of FRAMFMikel MenagerieKept silent as he was appointed to high courts because a spelling error
15Flag of IRNMFKhadi KhadeiniReplaced all weapons with cardboard versions, was promptly invaded
16Flag of TURMFOyun CulukHired reenactors to convince enemies that they were already at war and losing
17Flag of ESPMFOdoro CuentoSuccessfully registered and accounted for every toilet in the country
18Flag of BRAMFAssbreathThis isn't a chosen name, it was a given name. You can understand his rampage.
19Flag of FRAFWJustin VouyonUsed drones mostly for spying on people having sex in their homes
21Flag of ANGFWFeitiçaoClaimed witchcraft as reason for attempted genocide
23Flag of PORFWLuis SolteiroOrdered entire country to get divorced, outlawed marriage until he found the right person
24Flag of RUSGKNikolai UstinovInsisted on taking selfies with the deceased at all military funerals
26Flag of JPNDFKuro BentsuSecretly collected bowel movements of entire nation in effort to manipulate market prices
29Flag of SCODFSilan CooperInstalled half a day of quiet hours to get "some goddamn peace and quiet"

FC Jonestown

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of GERGKJoachim SplichalGave an entire third world country food poisoning
3Flag of SENDFLegz AkimboJailed for his absolutely rubbish street theatre
4Flag of ESTMFRando KangroImpregnated half the women in Estonia to raise "his own personal toddler army"
5Flag of ENGDFSimon PetrolAfter poor investment in energy, demanded gasoline be an ingredient in all foods
6Flag of SVKDFPistoslav HokejkaChanged rules of hockey replacing all sticks with guns; exactly what you'd expect happened
7Flag of DENMFOlaf RadnersenAllowed people to keep their severed body parts after they got amputated
8Flag of GREMFDimitri BulbousForced his constituents to wear skin-tight uniforms for "enhanced jiggling"
9Flag of FRAFWLaurent ManeseAnnexed his apartment and declared himself Condiment King of France
10Flag of USAMFSeveral HomelessFormer underground fighter arrested in sting operation
11Flag of ARGMFJuanero La BibliaDefeated the Pope in a bible eating contest
13Flag of LUXDFCS GrevenmacherTried to sue his home country over the name of his new food invention, the Luxemburger
14Flag of AUTDFAdrian EhrwurmDeveloped ministry of thought where all impure thoughts were beaten and physically removed from brain
15Flag of PORFWPaulo LeoaguaUsed local reservoir as disposal for used fast food fryer oil
16Flag of AUTMFMartin AnaboleSabotaged country's own olympics team with "performance inhibiting" drugs
17Flag of EGYMFSami FarrodSpent countless man hours and funding researching the meaning to the song "Woolly Bully"
19Flag of USAFWNavi RodriguezPetitioned congress to declare an actual war on Christmas
20Flag of NGADFKorowai KolufoHis population control measures limited number of children allowed per family by enforced cannibalism
21Flag of GERMFDennis JagenacketMade all high-speed chases from police be performed completely pantsless
22Flag of PARGKCarlos CrudoBanned eating of animals unless they were alive while being consumed
23Flag of USADFMitch KumsteinNight putting. Also, date rape.
24Flag of JPNMFKaiyo JettokiConsistently would overbook himself on flights to get plane for himself
30Flag of ENGGKChris VolkmireGame designer on Battletoads
32Flag of IRLFWAlex NurpleArrested for giving everyone titty twisters and wet willies

Khmer Rouge FC

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of JPNGKKornFormer pop star turned to life of crime
2Flag of AUTDFRu OssieTired of being confused of being Australian
3Flag of BRADFGallbladderWorld leader in malpractice suits, was actively going for Guinness all-time record
4Flag of GEODFDunlap TargeetanFormer limo driver of the ayatollah
5Flag of SWEMFJohan LübSold lampshades to IKEA that weren't as advertised
6Flag of BULDFStefan SoskovPizza Hut executive who removed the P'Zone from the menu
7Flag of ARGMFSebastian PlarazziInvited the press over, only to savagely assault them for invasion of privacy, did this five different times
8Flag of SVKFWMike EndomakanicEnacted the Praying Mantis rule, where the father must be decapitated and eaten after siring a child
9Flag of FRAMFGregory CocteauWon't stop calling his constituents "just to chat"
10Flag of POLFWJosef BrazniakAttempted to train military to live only on "the idea of food"
11Flag of CROFWMarek GranicaTried to control immigration by building giant hedge maze to be traversed for citizenship
12Flag of POLGKMateusz ZabawskiLegalized marriage to playground equipment and children's toys
13Flag of SWEDFJerke KönbergTried to blackmail his own wife with sex tape of the two of them
14Flag of JPNDFIsha KusomotoAll citizens required to provide stool sample, sample must be surgically removed
15Flag of FRADFDominique SangTried to give tax breaks for incest
16Flag of ESPMFIker EtañoDeclared all Basque territory suitable as public restroom
17Flag of CZEMFMarek OtřívecIn effort to "devalue currency", ordered everyone to wipe their ass with 100-euro notes
18Flag of ROUMFNico RascumparStaged fake ransom letters to United Nations in attempt to get aid
19Flag of COLMFDandoInstead of an annual food drive, encouraged people to donate to annual drug drive
20Flag of FINFWAron LevonenOrganized benefit and rally to raise money for citizens who want to leave Finland
21Flag of SWEFWFar KostrumMandatory uniform including crocs and boat shorts
22Flag of PORFWRicardo VibrãoChief of police who arrested people for "just giving off bad vibes, man"
23Flag of FINFWPaavo KannotenZero tolerance legal policy led to 82 littering decapitations
26Flag of SUIMFRobert SchpritzerAfter elected, bathroom cleaning expenses quadrupled solely because of his poor aim

Red Terror Bolsheviks

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of BRAGKThunderdomeMandatory nationwide leather uniforms
2Flag of NGADFOni ObeliTried to pay off his debt with rocks
3Flag of NEDDFAndrew VermommenGot things confused, and crime soared as he had prostitutes pose as cops
4Flag of BLSDFDaliokasicRemoved gun regulation, giving anyone the right to run their own gun range
5Flag of BULMFMiroslav GlavaAdministered over 700 unsuccessful head transplants
6Flag of HUNMFPatrik VazInsisted that all skeletons in museums, schools, and doctor offices must have genitals censored
7Flag of RUSMFPavel OpushenkovImprisoned anyone who didn't include him on invitations to Facebook events
8Flag of LAOMFHuti BlofeshImprisoned after thousands of dollars of bar bills left unpaid
9Flag of NORMFIvor FalskePassed law exonerating criminals if crime was committed using prosthetic limb
10Flag of RUSFWArtem VoynakovAfter harsh winter, declared War On Science for freezing majority of nation's water
12Flag of GERGKJonas GaunerAdded all seized luxury items, cars, etc, to his own personal collection
14Flag of SCODFWeylin WallaceReformed education system to help encourage more bullying
15Flag of FRADFCharles La FollesDeclared war on authors of MAD Magazine after silly parody piece
16Flag of PERMFAlex CeleradoIn order to improve average life expectancy, shortened year length to 100 days
17Flag of BIHMFAleksander SpavanjeJudge who mishandled hundreds of trials by falling asleep during testimony
18Flag of SENMFPresident CisseTried to change his first name to "President" thinking it would get him elected
19Flag of ARGMFGonzalo La PresaLed expedition to kill all the "fat animals" to encourage physical fitness
20Flag of ENGMFSimon ZnctrumpetharisRepurposed dumpsters as studio apartments but didn't tell sanitation department
21Flag of SRBFWTomas BozicAccidentally used up half of country's military arsenal to set up "one hell of a Christmas display"
22Flag of LVAFWMatvei GrutsReworked health care system to encourage doctors to tell patients to "tough it out"
23Flag of ARGFWClaudio EnebrioRequired all motorists to have a minimum blood-alcohol level
26Flag of CANDFWade WedgemanSent hitmen to take out kid snow-shoveling businesses as threat to his plowing company
29Flag of FRADFJean-Louis VittonTried to legalize dueling with handbags

Slavic Scorpions

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of AUTGKManor AstromannTried to invade Slovenia, because "they didn't tell him he couldn't"
2Flag of ENGDFOliver St. John-MolluscDomesticized sharks as pets
3Flag of ISRDFMort KaidenUsed uncle's Kick-kickery tactics on human skulls
4Flag of SVNDFAndraz SeskanjeReplaced juvenile justice system with community spankings
5Flag of BELDFMikel Ver VoerIntroduced horse-drawn carriage demolition derbies to protect automaker's interests
6Flag of ESPMFCarlos EtapaTried to pass off famous movie scenes for news reports
8Flag of HONMFMiguel GolosinaLimited amount of candy grandparents could carry to three pieces at any time
9Flag of DENMFNiklas KlipningLegalized "fighting back" if you get a bad haircut
10Flag of CANFWWade BalsamAppointed three positions to people made entirely of wood
11Flag of TURFWFaz EberWon Turkey's Best Comic reality show with nothing but tragic newspaper headlines
12Flag of SCOGKGriff NickersTortured prisoners by forcing them to wear really, really tight underwear
13Flag of ITAGKMassimo ScoppiareTried to boost fishing industry by allowing explosives to be used
14Flag of NEDDFFranck Van der TautCombated failed museum investments with "Museum of Failed Museums" exhibit
15Flag of BULDFJakub PazarlukTried to bargain with the weather to bring floods to clear out population
16Flag of TURDFIbrahim AlicTried to move the entire capital city to another country overnight, failed spectacularly
17Flag of ECUDFJose DadosOpened government-funded casino, incorrectly designed games led to country's bankruptcy
18Flag of GREFWNico VaromikosArrested children based on tidiness of their rooms
19Flag of LVAMFRobin KautinsLearned to be lead investor in underground toddler pit fighting ring
20Flag of UKRMFYuri SvetitsovKilled top scientists and thinkings by exposing them to radiation to try to "develop superpowers"
21Flag of ESPMFDelecheCreated "pumping stations" in effort to make country the leading exporter of breast milk
22Flag of MOZMFTafari SitatungaTried to use country's own wildlife as collateral in trade negotiations
23Flag of PORFWKris AndadeDeclared all inanimate objects must convert to Christianity
28Flag of SWEMFJörgen TrevasonInstituted premium hospital service for "not being fondled while under anesthesia"

FC Spartak Hamas

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of SCOGKAiden BoggJammed national radio to broadcast audio of his bathroom use
2Flag of GREDFTheas BorgAccused of being a robot, until he threw a man through a train. THROUGH IT.
3Flag of NEDDFVulv AdvocaatTook women's rights movements to an uncomfortable level
4Flag of CIVDFMatthew DebaubauDetermined to be the most truant member of congress in last century
5Flag of DENDFJon BryllupsenBankrupted country on royal wedding between his son and a blow-up doll
6Flag of RUSMFAlex TrustienLiterally afraid of his own shadow, so he tried to ban them
7Flag of CZEMFErik SvazAdjusted union agreement mandating emergency workers to take breaks every 15 minutes, even in the middle of calls
8Flag of CROMFAdrijan DrijemezFell asleep during bank heist while escaped partner attempted to crack safe, wasn't disturbed
9Flag of SWEMFHenrik TrollheimenForced all homeless living under bridges to be aggressive to tourists
10Flag of BULFWMartin NovotnyGained presidency, seceded entire country but kept the name
11Flag of KSAFWAkram KarimiBanished from country for designing perfume that made people have sex uncontrollably
12Flag of GREGKTiktik PapalazarouKidnapped hundreds of wives, turned himself in when the husbands didn't want them back AM I RIGHT FELLAS?
13Flag of ALGGKFarid ToujadiVandalized an entire theme park he forgot he built because he didn't agree with it
14Flag of GERDFKris GrevenbroichStarted a death metal band, accidentally summoned a demon with their first hit single
16Flag of SCODFTaylor PorkrollSparked a civil war over the proper name for various local delicacies
17Flag of IRLDFGoode GolfmanWas not a good... golf man
18Flag of BRAMFJohn CougarWas told he would be arrested if he wrote one more damn song about corn; he did anyway
19Flag of FINMFMatti MurhaIssued thousands of suicide bombings before he learned they didn't have a word for "suicide"
20Flag of ARMMFKarek NerdroghCreated entire country's stock market prices by "asking God"
21Flag of ECUFWXavi PapalunaNot only tried to colonize the moon, but made himself its religious leader
22Flag of AUSFWMikey BraggardCommitted the perfect crime... until he posted all about it on social media
23Flag of SCOFWRory GardnerRiding lawnmower rampage led to slowest high speed chase ever

Sporting Gulag

No. Pos. Player Why They Are Terrible People
1Flag of BLSGKNazar PodzhogovskyDuring harsh winter, attempted to keep local homeless warm with blankets set on fire
2Flag of BELDFJoel BorstvoedenArrested for trying to breast feed in public... that is, he tried to breast feed himself on other strangers
3Flag of SCODFToogal McCrimmonOne of the men in plaid, jailed for insubordination
4Flag of SCODFAddie McCrimmonOne of the men in plaid, jailed for insubordination
5Flag of ALGMFGabir DejeunerFormer cop who told everyone to just not commit crimes during his lunch breaks
6Flag of ARGMFCoito FerozAfter learning that bestiality technically was never illegal, he accidentally endorsed it constantly
7Flag of TRIMFJay ElemennoTried to make government mandate to rearrange the alphabet
8Flag of DENMFCrot VoyerEver-elusive vigilante that was his own nemesis, thus making his own economy
9Flag of LTUMFArturo GandasSued the entire population of the country for slander, just to be sure
10Flag of KORFWHan Ja-DongHid from cops for three days inside a vending machine, arrested for theft of snacks inside
11Flag of BELFWBoo VehementlyVoted Belgium's Worst Lawyer three years running
12Flag of MARGKTayeb TeberiukTried to abolish all weights and measures, all items had to be measured in "jugs"
13Flag of ITAGKEduardo FuncadeTrapped children in crane video games where their parents could never win them back
14Flag of ECUMFSudo IbañezBuilt perspiration treatment plants to combat drought, turned into literal sweatshop
15Flag of IRNDFFawad FawazTried to use his family's business sway to get him elected to royalty; to be clear, that's a lineage thing
16Flag of CHNDFXi Zhuang RuCreated "shame suits" for all public indecency cases; suits were lit on fire
17Flag of SUIDFSigi StehimbissLet's just say the idea of a "sex buffet" is better in theory than in practice; there was mac and cheese everywhere
19Flag of CZEMFMilos ProstredniFailed attempt to change meaning of middle finger
20Flag of CZEMFMiku VykalySpend millions on research to locate the best bathroom spots in effort to start "poop tourism"
21Flag of NZLMFBrendan MarenaSanctioned executions on anyone who turned down a marriage proposal in a public location
22Flag of PANFWHector EscupirendoTold all citizens to spit in a bucket in order to combat nationwide drought
23Flag of BLSFWFedor VyzyvanyaTurned zoos into live battles for species supremacy; only he didn't tell all the patrons

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